Funny Dance Quotes
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Nice men marry dancers. Real men become Dancers!
Real men don’t lift weights, they lift women.
Break dance not bones
Lesser dancers stumble, better dancers syncopate.
Just don't plan to marry anyone who dislikes dancing; it'll probably win in the end!
Optimist: Someone who figures that taking a step backwards after taking a step forwards is not a disaster. It’s a cha-cha.
Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them
Trust me, you can dance.
If you're dating a dancer raise your hand. If not, raise your standards.
On dancing on pointe: Why don’t they just get taller girls?
If dancing were any easier it would be called football.
I do everything the man does, only backwards and in high heels!
You and I both know I’m a phenomenal dancer!
Almost nobody dances sober, unless they are insane.
Someone once said that dancers work just as hard as policemen, always alert, always tense, but see policemen don't have to be beautiful at the same time.
Never trust spiritual leader who cannot dance.
Dancing is a sweat job.
Slippery stages were the terror of my life.
The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of them, it's considered to be your style.
I am a cloud – in trousers.
In my ballets, woman is first. Men are consorts. God made men to sing the praises of women. They are not equal to men: They are better.
Ballet dancers always have a POINTE!
When you are on stage you are having an affair with three thousand people.
Dance is a little insanity that does us all a lot of good.
My boyfriend said, “Me or Dance.” Gosh I miss him…
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.
Dance is life, the rest is just rehearsal!
If I can’t dance in heaven, let me live here forever
Stifling an urge to dance is bad for your health – it rusts your spirit and your hips.
Shake it 'til the moon becomes the sun.
They who love dancing too much seem to have more brains in their feet than in their head.
If ballet was easy then everyone would be doing it.
To tap or not to tap...silly question!!
I don't have an attitude, I'm just REALLY good!
Dancers have a very hard job. We must take our ugly, callused, blistered, and bruised feet and present them in a way so that they are mistaken as the most beautiful things on Earth.
All there is to be said for work compared to dance is that the latter is so much easier.
I'd rather dance as a ballerina, though faultily, than as a flawless clown.
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned.
Dancers turn out better!
Put a man and a girl on stage and there is already a story; a man and two girls, there's already a plot.
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it is an old business procedure.
I learned to act by watching Martha Graham dance, and I learned to dance by watching Charlie Chaplin act.
Classical dancing is like being a mother: if you've never done it, you can't imagine how hard it is.
How inimitably graceful children are in general – before they learn to dance.
God match me with a good dancer!
1. Beginning Dancer: knows nothing. 2. Intermediate Dancer: knows everything; too good to dance with beginners. 3. Hotshot Dancer: too good to dance with anyone. 4. Advanced Dancer: dances everything, especially with beginners.
Toe dancing is a dandy attention getter, second only to screaming.
Ballet is the one form of theater where nobody speaks a foolish word all evening nobody on the stage at least.
Life isn't choreographed. That's why I fall down a lot.
Plié is the first thing you learn and the last thing you master.
I think Balanchine and Robbins talk to God and when I call, he's out to lunch.
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
No move is too tricky, no spin too excessive. For my partner.
Aren't all ballets sexy? I think they should be. I can think of nothing more kinky than a prince chasing a swan around all night.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.
I got started dancing because I knew it was one way to meet girls.
A dance performance is rather like going out into a battlefield. You have to hold the attention of as many as five to 10,000 people a lot of whom do not follow your language.
Dancers aren’t pompous; they’re too tired.
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough.
When you are fifty, you're neither young nor old; you're just uninteresting. When you are sixty, and still dancing, you become something of a curiosity. And boy! if you hit seventy, and can still get a foot off the ground, you're phenomenal!
Dancing is like bank robbery, it takes split second timing.
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Choosing a life in dance is like taking vows in a nunnery, with similar frustrations.
If you're not dancing, you're wasting your feet.
If you're on thin ice you might as well be dancing.
Safety pins are a dancer's best friend.
Smart girls dance. If you weren't smart, you wouldn't be here.
Thank God that you are able to dance... remember there are those who cannot even walk.
The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time.
There are never mistakes, just unexpected solos.
When dancing: 1. Never try to step with the foot on which you are standing, 2. Never try to turn on a foot on which you are not standing, and 3. Never dance when you are too tired to know whether you are adhering to principles 1. and 2.
When some men dance they're all feet, and when they stop they're all hand.
Dancing is wonderful training for girls; it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
Chubby Checker lost pounds by demonstrating how to move as if you were 'drying your back with a towel' - the substitution of the word 'back' for 'bottom' indicates the oddly wholesome image of the Twist.
Life is too short to dance with unattractive men.
Dancing is an amazing activity. You can go up to a gorgeous woman that you've never met before, spend three minutes touching her virtually anywhere on her body, and she thanks you for it afterwards!
You'll find your feet at the end of your legs... you may care to move them.
The curve is more powerful than the sword.
Only angels and ballerinas dance on their toes.
Dancing is the most fun you can have with your clothes on!
Dancing check to check is really a form of floor play...
Bleeding feet will bond us.
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
When the going gets tough, the tough go dancing!
When someone blunders, we say that he makes a misstep. Is it then not clear that All the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill our history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill in dancing.
If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.