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Funny Dance
Quotes
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funny dance quotes that will make you smile!
“Dancing is a perpendicular expression
of a horizontal desire.”
- George Bernard Shaw
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“There are shortcuts to happiness, and
dancing is one of them.”
- Vicki Baum
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“Nice men marry dancers. Real men become
Dancers!”
- Author Unknown
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“Dance
first. Think
later. It's the natural
order.”
- Samuel Beckett
“Life is too short to dance with ugly
women.”
-
Anonymous
“If dancing were any easier it would be
called football.”
- Anonymous
“Life may not be the party that we hoped
for…
But while we’re here, we should
dance.”
- Author Unknown
“I do everything the man
does,
only backwards and in high
heels!”
- Ginger Rogers
“You and I both know I’m a phenomenal
dancer!”
- Author Unknown
“Almost nobody dances sober, unless they
are insane.”
- HP Lovecraft
Beginning dancers prefer
to take "intermediate" level
classes.
Intermediate dancers
prefer to take "advanced" level
classes.
Advanced dancers take
private lessons to work on their basics.
- Author Unknown
The Three Styles of
Tango:
American tango is when
you've just started dating, and you're flirting in an
atmosphere of sexual
tension.
Argentine tango is when
you've just started sleeping together and you can't keep
your hands off each
other.
International tango is
when you've been married for seven years and you're only
staying together for the sake of the children.
- Author
Unknown
Dancing is the art of
getting your feet out of the
way
faster than your
partner can step on
them.
-Author Unknown
There are only two places where
indiscriminate hugging is
tolerated;
the brothel and the
ballroom.
- M.A.
Ham
If you can't get rid of
the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to
dance.
- George Bernard
Shaw
God match me with a good
dancer.
- Shakespere
If God had intended us
to do Ballroom dancing,
he would have made
women's knees bend the other
way.
-Author Unknown
"A free spin is like
taking a woman to the mall and giving her a
credit
card, she'll come back
when she is
ready."
- Carter Butler,
Atlanta
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